OLYMPUS is the new Hollywood and the world just can’t get enough! Once again the highest mountain in Greece, fabulous home of the divine family and co. is overflowing with speculation! Move over Kardashians ‘cause this household needs its own reality series!
We
here at the Olympus Observer long for Apollo’s sunny disposition to return. The
bronzed god has been cocooned in the Olympus Records studio, reportedly working
on a new album after Hestia refused his marriage proposal. Let’s just hope he
doesn’t do a Taylor Swift on us and leaves revenge out of the music, and up to
the furies!
And
that isn’t the only rumour buzzing throughout the mountain. There is yet more
gossip that the self-sufficient goddesses, Artemis and Athene, secretly like
woman. We have to say if it is true does it really matter? These virgins have
class, which is more than we can say about their relatives.
In
other news, that messy divorce between Aphrodite and Hephaistos is finally
over. The polls are up and the question is who will she date next? After the
video of their affair leaked for all of Olympus to see we doubt she and Ares
are going to make things official, especially not with him still hiding out in
Thrace. Word on the street is that Poseidon has it bad for Aphrodite and we
have to wonder, does his wife not notice that her husband is just as bad at
staying faithful as her ‘all powerful’ brother in law? Or does she just not
care?
Speaking
of Zeus, we really do admire the queen of vendettas –Hera. Her devotion to her
husband is out of this world, but we have to ask, why doesn’t she just leave
him already? Has the King of the gods not put her through enough? Last year we
witnessed some unflattering mug-shots that even the beautiful goddess couldn’t
make glamorous after she was arrested in connection with the recent death of
one of Zeus’ mistress’ Semele. Speculation is that her hubby stepped in and pulled some
strings resulting in those nasty charges being dropped.
We
all know that Zeus is a serial adulterer, he has been caught in the media with
his pants down so often we have actually lost track. He may be the head of the
Olympians but he needs to learn how to keep things on the down low.
Of
course this week he shocked us all with leaked pictures of him and his latest
fling. And we had no idea the God swung that way! An inside source informs us
that a Trojan shepherd by the name of Ganymede,
moved into the palace on Mount Olympus to take the position of cupbearer
to the gods in exchange for eternal youth! The same source recons Hera doesn’t
mind! Apparently it is only woman she doesn’t want her husband bedding down
with. Let’s just hope this solves their marital woes, otherwise Hera could
always use that magic girdle she was snapped leaving Aphrodite’s house with
last week.
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